Rumors!!!

[JACOB BLACK]

Oh, yeah it's definitely my dream to be a backstreet boy -Sarcasm-

I am only when you call for it, Leah.

Psh, if Mike is added to this whole love triangle, I'm seriously going to loose it. I'll end up killing the bloodsucker and the human boy.
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Did you know Leah Clearwater is horrible in bed? I would know, she thinks about her and Sam getting frisky all time. Couldn't think of anything else x.x

[LEAH CLEARWATER]

you're an asshole all the time. period.

i'm not even involved in whatever triangle
you're in, but it already gives me a headache
seeing as you constantly think about it!

I'm not just thinking, those are memories (;
and believe me honey, no complaining (;

OMG did you know that jacob black has a creepy
foot fetish?

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[JACOB BLACK]

Looks who's talking. If you call me an asshole, what do you call yourself?

Yeah, well your thoughts aren't too dandy either little miss 'I'm gonna make your lives a living hell'.

Gross Leah, just... ew.

And if I had a creepy foot fetish I think someone would have noticed by now since I rarely EVER wear shoes.

Did you know Leah is really in love with Emily? She could care less if she lost Sam. This turns it back to Leah being the lesbian she is.

[LEAH CLEARWATER]

you're an asshole. i'm a bitch. there's
no denying that. *shrugs*.

yeah well my thoughts beat your 'oh my
god, i like love bella so much. too bad she's
with edward.' boo fricking hoo.

what? i'm only telling the truth.

you rarely wear shoes so you can look at
your own feet! ergo you have a foot fetish.

ever say her name to me again and i swear
to god i'll rip you to shreds -.- i mean it jake.

Did you know that after every shower, jake
sings britney spears 'i'm not a girl' into a
hairbrush?

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[JACOB BLACK]

Hm, I guess I can agree on that.

Like hell they don't. And I never think like that, when did you start over exaggerating things? Oh right, when Sam left you, sorry I forgot. Silly me.

Yeah, well next time lie about it. I don't want to picture you getting screwed by Sam, alright? Or else I'll purposely think about Bella and I twice as much as I already do. And not innocent school boy thoughts either.

Whatever you say, Leah. I can pretend to have foot fetish =.=

Alright, alright. Jeez, no need to make death threats; I'm not that bad.

Who the hell is Brittany Spears?

Did you know Leah Clearwater is secretly in love with Edward Cullen? The only reason she acts so disgusted toward him is to hide her true feelings.

[ISABELLA SWAN]

ew ew ew ew. leah and edward? that is nasty. >_<
thanks for putting that image in my head. geeze.

did you guys hear jacob black was caught
touching himself to a picture of carlisle?

hehe. i totally had to. that's for the leah/edward comment.

<333

[LEAH CLEARWATER]

are you just being a pissy
mood because your little 'love'
are ditched you again for her
'soulmate' aw poor jakey.

why jacob, wash out your mouth
with soap. tut. tut.

you actually are that bad.

you caught me jake. i love
that bloodsucker. i love him
so much that sometimes i'm
tempted to kill the girl to
make him love me. *rolls eyes*
that's disgusting.

i did hear that, and i'm really
not surprised. jacob always
did have a thing for older guys.

did you hear that bella swan
has fantasys about herself and
the big one (emmett) getting it on,
with the blonde bitch (rosalie) joining in?

can't think of anything else >.<

[BOSTON SUMMERS]

did you guys hear, leah clearwater has
a thing for old wrinkled dudes?

[NAOMI FORESTER]

oh shizz! where did you get that picture jacob william black?!?!

anywhoo, did you hear that leah is actually totally in love with old quil and only dated sam to make him jealous?!?